if I were

a month, i would be: September
a day of the week, i would be: Friday
a time of day, i would be: 1100
a planet, i would be: Venus
a sea animal, i would be: a fish
a direction, i would be: north
a piece of furniture, i would be: a bed
a sin, i would be: acedia
a historical figure, i would be: jeanne d'arc, because of the name...
a liquid, i would be: water
a stone, i would be: a lavastone
a tree, i would be: a lime-tree
a bird, i would be: a parrot
a tool, i would be: a screw driver
a flower/plant, i would be: a daisy
a kind of weather, i would be: snow
a mythical creature, i would be: an elf
a musical instrument, i would be: a violin
an animal, i would be: a sheep
a colour, i would be: yellow
a vegetable, i would be: broccoli
a sound, i would be: the pop of the popcorn
an element, i would be: water
a car, i would be: an old beetle
a song, i would be: something by godspeed
a movie, i would be directed by: David Lynch
a book, i would be written by: probably Christine Nöstlinger or Erich Kästner, maybe Stefán Jónsson
a food, i would be: vegan cookie
a place, i would be: vík, in iceland
a material, i would be: silk
a taste, i would be: the taste of sweet-sour soup
a scent, i would be: vanilla
a religion, i would be: I would never be a religion
a word, i would be: wtf
an object, i would be: a book
a body part, i would be: an eye
a facial expression, i would be: a smile
a subject in school, i would be: drama
a cartoon character, i would be: Benn'Joon from looking for group
a shape, i would be: a triangle
a number, i would be: pi